THE COMMON FART
The common fart doesn’t need much of a description because it’s the most common fart you could do, as it often escapes on a daily basis.

THE ECHO FART
The echo fart has its own echo when it’s let loose with multiple tones. The first fart comes out as normal fart, and the next ones come out in various tones, just like an echo in a cave but coming out of your ass instead.

THE GHOST FART
The ghost fart can be identified by its smell as it usually stinks the place down and nobody will admit to it. I have a theory about this fart in particular as most people own up to their own farts, so this one has to escape without any prior knowledge at all.

THE WHAT-A-JERK FART
Everybody knows what the what-a-jerk fart is. Did you ever go to school with a complete and utter jerk that always used to laugh at his own farts and make it his utmost priority to let everybody know about it? Well, that’s the jerk fart for you, let ripped by a complete and utter jerk.

THE TOILET FART
The toilet fart is just a normal everyday fart that is let loose on the toilet and has a slight echo, as it echoes through the toilet just before you let your crap out. The toilet fart can be funny if you’re in a public restroom as it can cause people in the other cubicles to laugh hysterically.

THE ANTICIPATED FART
You know when the anticipated fart is due to let rip because it lets you know it’s on its way and can be somewhat controlled for you convenience. Let the anticipated fart go when nobody’s around, or even better still, somewhere which is loud so nobody can hear.

THE SHOTGUN FART
You can easily tell if it’s a shotgun fart because it’s louder than any other fart and comes out quicker than a bullet from a gun. If anybody is around when you let this one go, somebody is going to think a gun has gone off and run to the hills for cover.

THE SQUEAKY GATE FART
Have you ever opened a squeaky gate? Well if you have, that’s exactly what the squeaky gate fart sounds like as it squeaks coming out, sort of like a mouse. Sometimes the squeaky gate fart can be quite embarrassing if you let it out in public.

THE S.B.D. FART
The silent but deadly fart, otherwise known as the SBD is the most quietest farts of all, yet one of the smelliest farts known to man and has to ability to empty a room, a club or an entire stadium as it smells of… Well, it smells that bad I can’t even describe how bad it smells. YUCK!

THE UNDERPANTS RIPPER FART
Have you ever sat down and ripped your underwear because they have been too tight? Well, this is exactly what the underpants ripper fart sounds like and can give you responses from friends like, “have you ripped your underpants?”, and, “I think you ripped your underpants dude”.

THE TIGHT FART
The tight fart is someone similar to the stutter fart as it comes out in a little bits, but this one squeaks instead of stuttering and it feels like your bum hole has been sowed up as it can’t get out properly.

THE COMMAND FART
Just like the anticipated fart, you know when it’s on its way, but unlike the anticipated fart, the command fart is meant to be noticed and should be let out of its box when people are around, or at moments when somebody is about to talk so you can interrupt them with your fart.

THE OH MY GOD FART
The OH MY GOD fart makes you say exactly that because it’s the smelliest fart you could ever do and has the power alone to empty an entire room. The oh-my-god fart happens when you have either had a curry or plenty of eggs the night before.

THE WHAT-A-RELIEF FART
As soon as you let this fart go you think, “OHH! What a relief”. You don’t care about the smell, how loud it was, or even where you did it, you’re just glad it’s finally out at last so you can get on with not caring about it.

THE ASS-SCRATCHER FART
The scratcher fart once released makes you scratch your bum as it scratches your ring-piece as it comes out. The scratcher fart isn’t necessarily a smelly or a loud fart, but when you have to scratch your bum because of it, it can be quite embarrassing to say the least.

THE STUTTERING FART
The stuttering fart is quite funny as it comes out in little noises and doesn’t stop going. Usually this sort of fart is forced out and makes a noise like, “ptsh, pt, ptsh, pt, pt, pt, pppsshhh, pshh, POP”. This sort fart can get people in hysterics if you’re in the right atmosphere.

THE SPITTER-SPLATTER FART
I didn’t really want to write about the spitter-splatter fart as it has the ability to leave marks in your underwear and shouldn’t really exist as it’s not one of the nicest farts you could do, as it’s a very-very wet fart. A lot of people don’t like to admit this fart exists, but believe me, it really does!

THE LOOSE FART
When the loose fart comes out, it feels like your bum-hole has just opened up the max as this fart feels like it doesn’t even touch the side and makes a sound like, “POOOOF”. This sort of fart doesn’t really have any specific smell to it and it’s not really loud.

I hope you liked this article as it’s fairly weird. If you can think of any other farts, let me know via the comments section below and I will add them to the site.