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Spray-on Condoms Cumming to Whores near You

Thursday, July 3, 2008

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Spray-on Condoms Cumming to Whores near You

With STD’s growing at an alarming rate and whores popping up on every street corner, one has to wonder when the ever-so-illusive ladies of the night are going to start giving their “clients” the new and revolutionary “Spray-on Condoms” which German scientist Jan Vinzenz Krause, recently invented. Spray-on Condoms, Huh? What the hell you on about… Well, [...]

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6 Simple Ways to Get Rid of That Unwanted Room-mate

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

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6 Simple Ways to Get Rid of That Unwanted Room-mate

At some point in your life you’re probably going to end up with living with a complete and utter jerk who doesn’t care about anyone but themselves. You being the kind-hearted caring individual you are, you’re probably going to want to ask them to leave, but just don’t know how to. Well, listen up! If [...]

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Men’s Room Observations: The Weird Types of People You Will Meet in the Men’s Room

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

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Men’s Room Observations: The Weird Types of People You Will Meet in the Men’s Room

Apart from the obvious issues regarding the men’s room such as; shit everywhere, piss everywhere, general untidiness and graffiti, no running water, lack of toilet paper, and the ridiculously hideous stench which you can smell at least half a mile from the vicinity, the men’s room appears to attract some of society’s weirdest people. With the [...]

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50 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman

Sunday, June 15, 2008

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50 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman

At some point in time you’re going to wish you had a beer instead of a woman, and here’s the reasons why: 1: Beer doesn’t mind if you share it 2: You can enjoy a beer all day, every day 3: It’s OK to have a beer anytime of the month 4: A beer is always [...]

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20 Creative Ways to Get Fired From Your Day-Job

Saturday, June 14, 2008

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20 Creative Ways to Get Fired From Your Day-Job

There are many bosses out there that make it their utmost priorities to make your life a living a hell for absolutely no reason at all. I have heard many, many stories of a-hole bosses that have no consideration or respect for their employees, so it comes to no surprise that a lot of people [...]

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