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Spray-on Condoms Cumming to Whores near You

Thursday, July 3, 2008

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Spray-on Condoms Cumming to Whores near You

With STD’s growing at an alarming rate and whores popping up on every street corner, one has to wonder when the ever-so-illusive ladies of the night are going to start giving their “clients” the new and revolutionary “Spray-on Condoms” which German scientist Jan Vinzenz Krause, recently invented. Spray-on Condoms, Huh? What the hell you on about… Well, [...]

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What a stupid name for a dog

Thursday, July 3, 2008

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What a stupid name for a dog

Most of the time when people decide to get a new dog, they call it normal names such as, Rocky, Blacky, Rover, Rex, etc, but when I got my dog I called it Sex. What a mistake that was! Calling my dog Sex has got me in so much trouble in the past, here’s why; I [...]

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Tribulations of a Text Messaging Junkie

Thursday, June 26, 2008

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Tribulations of a Text Messaging Junkie

“Did you know you spent over $650 last month topping up that pay-as-you-go phone of yours?” said my wife at the top of her voice. “That’s a hell of a lot more than that phone of yours f*ck’in cost! Who the hell have you been calling, I wanna know, NOW! Is it another woman? Don’t [...]

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50 Childish and Fun Things to do in An Elevator

Thursday, June 26, 2008

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50 Childish and Fun Things to do in An Elevator

Standing in an elevator waiting for your floor can be a tiresome and boring task. If you use your brain properly you could actually have some fun instead of standing their twiddling your thumbs with nothing else better to do. I have compiled a list below of 50 fun and childish things for you to do [...]

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6 Simple Ways to Get Rid of That Unwanted Room-mate

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

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6 Simple Ways to Get Rid of That Unwanted Room-mate

At some point in your life you’re probably going to end up with living with a complete and utter jerk who doesn’t care about anyone but themselves. You being the kind-hearted caring individual you are, you’re probably going to want to ask them to leave, but just don’t know how to. Well, listen up! If [...]

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