I woke-up this morning with a message in my inbox telling me to take a look at an article which was on the www.telegraph.co.uk website in regards to men being harassed at work. Allegedly, 4 out of 5 men are being sexually harassed by women at work but are far too afraid to tell their employers about the “harassment”.

Personally, I wish a couple of women would crawl up at my work place and harass me but I guess I am not one of those lucky people. I know I work from home but come on, seriously yeah, if an army of horny women had nothing else better to do other than take their sexual urges out on men wanted to kick down my door and harass me, I would be more than happy to oblige. Bring it on I’d say.

I just don’t understand why men are actually complaining about this sort of thing? I might be 24, I might be single but still, I just don’t get it. A bit of harmless flirtation from the opposite sex doesn’t hurt anybody whether you’re single or not, it’s ridiculous, ludicrous, and absolutely insane that men are actually complaining about this.

In the original article it states that two thirds of the 2300 men which were asked if sexual banter was inappropriate at work agreed it was inappropriate. Why? Let’s face it. If you’re in a relationship and you don’t get much time to yourself, what’s wrong with a bit of harmless flirtation? It’s not like it’s cheating, you don’t exactly have to have sex with them, just tell her where she stands and keep it as that. Don’t be such a pussy and quit your complaining. Some guys would do anything to be sexually harassed, I just don’t see the problem, what so ever.

If you would like to read the original article you can view it by clicking here.

I would love your thoughts and opinions about this so please submit them via the comments section as this whole thing has got me in a bit of a confuffle.

There are many bosses out there that make it their utmost priorities to make your life a living a hell for absolutely no reason at all. I have heard many, many stories of a-hole bosses that have no consideration or respect for their employees, so it comes to no surprise that a lot of people out there are trying to think of ways to get fired from their jobs.

I have put together 20 creative ways for you to get fired from your day jobs below, enjoy:

1: Setup a swinger’s party then invite your boss and his wife over for dinner
2: Turn up to work without any pants on and ask your boss for bathroom directions
3: When your boss asks you to do something, just say to them, “Isn’t that your job?”
4: Set up a fight club in the middle of the office and ask your boss to join in
5: Take a couple of live chickens into work and let them loose in the office

6: Teach a parrot how to say your boss is a cock-sucker and give it to your boss
7: Take some weed into work and light up in the middle of the office
8: Have sex with your boss’s wife and put pictures of it up in the office
9: Walk into your bosses office and start getting yourself off
10: Paint your name in big bold writing all over your bosses car

11: Tell your boss you know he stole your wallet and you want it back
12: Tell your boss that you are going on holiday and forget to come back
13: Just start punching everybody you see in the office including your boss
14: If your boss is a guy and you’re a guy, take a picture of your penis and give it to him
15: Ask your boss if they would like to buy any heroin off you because you have some spare

16: Continue to call your bosses mother a milf on a day to day basis
17: When your boss asks to see what you have done today, just show them porn
18: Take in a calf’s leg and tell your boss that you’re eating an old English guy you met outside
19: Offer to buy your boss a drink everyday and keep putting laxatives in it
20: Email everybody in your office, including your boss that you caught your boss shagging sheep

If you can think of any more creative ways to get fired, or you have ever done any of these, please let me know via the comments section below.