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Borat’s Guide on What to Say in McDonald’s
Jagshemash! My name a Borat. I make sexy-time with my mother in-law right now. I like you. I like McDonald’s, it’s nice. YES! Enjoy! OK, Vanilla Face? 10. My cheeseburger, don’t like me. It say it wish it was eaten by someone else. I want refund, YES. 9. Very sorry to interrupt. Where is toilet? I [...]
Continue reading...10 Things Which Really Annoy Me
9. July 2008
1: People that ask for the time and point to their invisible watch. Would you point to your crotch if you asked somebody where the toilet was? NO YOU WOULDN’T! So quit pointing to that invisible watch of yours before I chew off your wrist. 2: When people send me an instant message asking if they [...]
Continue reading...How to Land That Perfect Job
1. July 2008
Your resume is an essential document that summarises everything you have to offer as clearly as possible. It’s absolutely imperative that your resume jumps out of the box, grabbing your potential employer’s eyes out of their sockets due to the sheer overwhelming wonderfulness it has to offer; otherwise, that not-so-well-thought-of, complete load of junk resume [...]
Continue reading...Professional Dead Body Removal Service
28. June 2008
Killed anybody recently? Need a body removed? Well, look no further because the professional dead body removal company has finally opened its doors to the public. With over 27 years in the body removal industry, there is no body to big or small for us to remove. As a dead body removal company, we are dedicated [...]
Continue reading...50 Childish and Fun Things to do in An Elevator
26. June 2008
Standing in an elevator waiting for your floor can be a tiresome and boring task. If you use your brain properly you could actually have some fun instead of standing their twiddling your thumbs with nothing else better to do. I have compiled a list below of 50 fun and childish things for you to do [...]
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