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My Super-duper ex-girlfriend gave me Herpes
I woke-up on Christmas morning awhile back with an absolutely amazing present from my ex-girlfriend, but because she couldn’t afford anything else other than her over-used, really-smelly, yeast-infected, STD ridden, unshaven beef-curtains that most of the people in the town have probably had already, she decided to give me herpes because it was free. My penis [...]
Continue reading...Spray-on Condoms Cumming to Whores near You
3. July 2008
With STD’s growing at an alarming rate and whores popping up on every street corner, one has to wonder when the ever-so-illusive ladies of the night are going to start giving their “clients” the new and revolutionary “Spray-on Condoms” which German scientist Jan Vinzenz Krause, recently invented. Spray-on Condoms, Huh? What the hell you on about… Well, [...]
Continue reading...Men’s Room Observations: The Weird Types of People You Will Meet in the Men’s Room
18. June 2008
Apart from the obvious issues regarding the men’s room such as; shit everywhere, piss everywhere, general untidiness and graffiti, no running water, lack of toilet paper, and the ridiculously hideous stench which you can smell at least half a mile from the vicinity, the men’s room appears to attract some of society’s weirdest people. With the [...]
Continue reading...50 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman
15. June 2008
At some point in time you’re going to wish you had a beer instead of a woman, and here’s the reasons why: 1: Beer doesn’t mind if you share it 2: You can enjoy a beer all day, every day 3: It’s OK to have a beer anytime of the month 4: A beer is always [...]
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