Badoozie

I came across a support group this evening called over eaters anonymous over at www.oa.org. I thought the whole idea about anonymous groups where that its members are anonymous? Well, I guess I was wrong…

FAT-ASS Anonymous is a group of fat asses who, through shared “being a fat lazy ass” experience, strength and a little bit of hope, try to help each other recover from compulsive overeating by sitting down and talking about it excessively. Does that really work?

Well, at least they know they’re fat, but do they really think they are anonymous? It’s a bit obvious, isn’t it? What’s the point in going to fat-ass anonymous just to talk about how fat you are and how much you eat, as well as giving donations to the group co-ordinators who are also a bunch of fat asses with nothing else better to do who are probably going to spend your money on McDonald’s on the way home. You could give your money to somewhere else, like the gym for instance. Don’t you think that would benefit you more?

The people that try the classic defense “It’s a medical condition”, YEAH RIGHT! You’re just lazy ass who can’t even comprehend how lazy you actually are, get up off your chair, stop reading this, get to the gym and start working off that excessive, absolutely atrocious looking fat of yours before I come down and give you liposuction with my home-made fat removing water-powered suction device.

Overweight “NOT-REALLY” Anonymous offer unconditional acceptance and support for being so ridiculously over-weight that you can’t even get off your chair without help from a friend. Fat-ass meetings for you to talk about how fat you really are, are fairly regular which are self-supported through voluntary contributions from its members, whom should really going to the gym instead of eating enough food to feed the whole of Africa.

How did FAT-ASS Anonymous start?

The idea of fat-ass anonymous came to co founder Rozanne S. At a Gamblers Anonymous (GA) meeting she attended with a compulsive gambling friend in 1958. As GA members shared their stories, she heard her story—not of gambling, but of compulsive overeating. She knew then that the Twelve-Step and Twelve-Tradition program founded by Alcoholics Anonymous (A) and modeled by GA offered her a chance to change her life and reduce her fat-ass-152-pound body to a size that would fit her 5-foot-2-inch frame. Not until 1960 when she became even fatter, could she find other people who shared ridiculously hideous obesity.

Today, about 6,500 FAT-ASSES meet each and every week in over 75 countries. With OA divided into 10 regions worldwide and approximately 400 inter groups, it helps thousands of ridiculously obese people figure out how fat they are and maybe how to solve the issue.

If you’re a FAT-ASS, join Overweight Anonymous today! Visit: www.oa.org!

Flame AWAY! Love me or hate me I can do without your concern, jelousy is the acknowledgement the obese pay to the slim.