Badoozie

1: People that ask for the time and point to their invisible watch. Would you point to your crotch if you asked somebody where the toilet was? NO YOU WOULDN’T! So quit pointing to that invisible watch of yours before I chew off your wrist.

2: When people send me an instant message asking if they can ask me a question. First of all you have just asked me a question and secondly no you cant you half-witt, go ask somebody else who gives a shit.

3: When people make assumptions based on insufficient knowledge! Can you f’in stop that please it drives me crazy more than anything else on this list! Grow UP! Get a life! Just STOP IT! For Christ SAKE!

4: When people say, “look on the bright side”. Where the hell is that? Is that where the sun is shining on the other side of the world you idiot? Quit telling me to look on the bright side, I’ve heard it more times that I care to remember.

5: When you’re stood outside of the bus station and somebody asks you if the bus has been. If a bus had been, I wouldn’t be waiting here now would I you complete and utter moron you! Geez, are people becoming more and more stupid by the day?

6: When women cheat on you and take all your money and move to another country even though they have everything they could ever wish for? What’s the point in that huh? Can somebody reading this please elaborate on that because it has been bugging me for years.

7: When people can’t even smell how much they stink of shit, haven’t you ever heard of deodorant, aftershave, or maybe even water? Stop stinking my place out, go home and get an F’IN BATH you smelly mother fucker.

8: One-ringer anonymous calls from complete and utter idiots during the middle of the night. If I knew who you guys where, id kick your mother f-in head in. Quit calling me or at least if you do have the decency to say something. ARGH!

9: If you take your dog out for a walk, clean its dog shit up will you because if I stand in it one more time I am going to come and put your dog down with a Stanley knife and a screwdriver.

10: Screaming and shouting at people is one of my main dislikes. When I hear people screaming I feel like going over to them and smacking them in face and watching them as they go red in the race with rage before I smack them again until they actually realize shouting is my presence is not a good idea.

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