Archive | July, 2008
Borat’s Guide on What to Say in McDonald’s
Jagshemash! My name a Borat. I make sexy-time with my mother in-law right now. I like you. I like McDonald’s, it’s nice. YES! Enjoy! OK, Vanilla Face? 10. My cheeseburger, don’t like me. It say it wish it was eaten by someone else. I want refund, YES. 9. Very sorry to interrupt. Where is toilet? I [...]
Continue reading...Ebay – Where Iraqi’s Sell Illegal Firearms
20. July 2008
A NEW warning was sounded today over the sale of illegal firearms on the Internet. An investigation performed by badoozie found an AK-47 for sale on auction website eBay, in clear breach of its own rules. Sellers on eBay post auction details which appear on the website before they are checked by staff. The company uses [...]
Continue reading...My Super-duper ex-girlfriend gave me Herpes
20. July 2008
I woke-up on Christmas morning awhile back with an absolutely amazing present from my ex-girlfriend, but because she couldn’t afford anything else other than her over-used, really-smelly, yeast-infected, STD ridden, unshaven beef-curtains that most of the people in the town have probably had already, she decided to give me herpes because it was free. My penis [...]
Continue reading...I Wish I Didn’t Buy Apple’s iPhone 3G
12. July 2008
I finally got my eagerly awaited iPhone 3G yesterday morning and I was disappointed to say the least. At first glance it looked super-slick, luxurious and seemed to be exactly what I was looking for, but looks can be deceiving as the new apple iPhone proved not all it was cracked up to be. Now, don’t [...]
Continue reading...Why You Shouldn’t Hire an SEO Company
9. July 2008
Do you really want to participate in search engine manipulation? The sacred art of search engine optimization is to manipulate the search engines into thinking your site is more relevant than the others. Do you honestly think your site is better than the rest of the sites which are also competing for that specific phrase? [...]
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