Badoozie

Standing in an elevator waiting for your floor can be a tiresome and boring task. If you use your brain properly you could actually have some fun instead of standing their twiddling your thumbs with nothing else better to do.

I have compiled a list below of 50 fun and childish things for you to do in an elevator:

1: Continuous farting and fart wafting might make you Mr. Popular
2: Out of control break-dancing to see how many people you can kick in the jaw
3: Press all the floor numbers repeatedly until everybody in the elevator starts moaning
4: Kneel down and start praying to god, telling him how sorry you are for what you have done
5: Strip and start rubbing up against other the elevator users
6: Start quoting paragraphs from the bible at every possible opportunity
7: Start your daily exercise routine; do some press ups or even invisible weights
8: Breath heavily and stare at people making them feel really uncomfortable
9: Say random phrases to different people. Things like, “so who killed roger rabbit?”
10: Scratch your groin constantly making sure people notice what you’re doing

11: Pick your nose consistently throughout your time in the elevator
12: Tell everybody in the elevator you’re going to vomit and start moving closer
13: Play football, tennis or basketball inside of the elevator
14: Tell everybody you’re a terrorist and you’re wanted in connection with bombings
15: Start hugging everybody in the elevator, telling them all how much you love them
16: Gum bubbles go pop, need I say anything else?
17: Every time somebody presses the button for a specific floor, scream at them
18: Pretend you’re having a bad trip and start freaking out, rocking back and forth
19: Ask everybody in the elevator if they have a problem with you and why
20: Draw a square around your feet and tell everyone it’s your personal space

21: Be rude to people and point out obvious problems the person has
22: Start telling everybody you’re the devil in disguise and the world is about to end
23: Take out an empty bottle and ask people if they mind you taking a leak
24: Tell everybody in the elevator you have a disease and start coughing at them
25: If you’re with a friend, ask them questions like, “where’s the drugs?”
26: Have a fit and start freaking out on the floor, people will start screaming
27: When the elevator door starts to close, keep putting your hand in the way
28: When someone tries to enter the elevator, tell them it’s out of service
29: Open up a drink and start slurping it as loud as possible
30: Stand in the corner with your back to people, pretending you’re getting yourself off!

31: Start singing nursery rhymes to people, as well as asking for requests
32: Start telling everybody to shut up and start being outright inconsiderate
33: Ask people the time repetitively over and over again until they get annoyed
34: Pick a specific person and say to them, “hey, did I see you at that brothel last week?”
35: Start hyper ventilating and tell everybody there is no air left in the elevator
36: Ask people if they mind you smoking a crack pipe in the corner
37: Every time somebody attempts to leave the elevator say, “OH, thank god for that”
38: Go through the 10 commandments with each person until they are red in the face
39: Ask each person in the elevator if they have the number for 911
40: Ask people if they have any spare toilet roll because you need to take a dump

41: Insist that everybody who boards the elevator, undresses
42: Take out your IPOD and start playing rock music as loud as possible
43: Start a conga line on your own and start asking people if they want to join in
44: Tell the women that you’re a boob inspector and you must inspect their boobs
45: Learn another language and start insulting people
46: Try and make people believe your Quagmire from Family Guy
47: Stick your hand up someone’s skirt and tell them you’re a ventriloquist
48: Play the default Nokia ringtone and shout, “HEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO”
49: Start asking people for money to enter your elevator
50: Start a protest and refuse to leave the elevator until security comes

Can you think of anything else to do in an elevator that might be fun or even childish? If so, submit them via the comments section below for everybody else to see.