The International Iraqi Film Festival has just released a list of movies that I am sure all Americans will absolutely love. Below is the official list direct from the Iraqi’s themselves, enjoy and don’t be alarmed if most of them are about killing Americans.
Americans Must Die: Staring Mohammad Hussein and Raheem Gabir, 2 terrorists travel to America in order to plant a nuclear bomb that is capable of wiping-out the entire American population. With scenes of an explicit nature, gore, violence and strong language, this film is not to be missed if you’re an Iraqi civilian who absolutely hates the American nation with a passion.
An American Beheading: Staring Ahmad Ibrahim, Ali Said Bin Ali, and Imad Fa-iz, a group of American soldiers are captured and taken to an underground torture chamber where their heads are chopped off for airing over public T.V. This movie is not to be missed if you’re into watching the torture of American soldiers and contains lots of blood, guts, and anti-American patriotism.
Coca-Splosive: Staring Imram Farid and Osama Bin Lazy, 2 of Iraq’s most notorious terrorists teach you how to smuggle explosives onto a plane inside of coca-cola bottles without getting caught by the airport security. This movie is for the wannabe-terrorist who is thinking of blowing up a commercial airliner for their country.
Terrorists in the city: Staring Fareeza Hayat, Shawbo Ali Rauf, and Bineda Ali Kataff, 3 Iraqi prostitutes take to the streets in order to lour unsuspecting males into an underground American killing cult where Iraqi patriots watch the killings of American civilians for entertainment. Contains lots of sexual scenes and torture and may not be suitable for Iraqi’s under the age of 2.
Exsplosives on 34th street: Staring Osama Aban Ali, and Aasera Abida Hussein, 2 Iraqi terrorists have to meet an Iraqi agent in order to pick-up their made-to-order explosives so they can blow-up he white house. Contains explicit scenes of president bush being molested and abused by an IRAQI with a 12” wooden dildo while the other terrorist is planting the explosives.
Dude Where’s My Car Bomb: Staring Sabeen Malik, and Shada Uday, 2 Iraqi pot smoking knuckleheads left their car bomb somewhere in the middle of the city and set out to find it as they have a mission to complete before the head honcho decides it’s time for them to fly back to Iraq. If you’re an Iraqi and love comedy, this movie is definitely for you as it shows Americans being blown up and splattered across the city. Suitable for potential child terrorists.
The Twin Tower Massacre: Staring Yusuf Ali Zaheed, and Sanaa Raheem Zaid, 2 Iraqi terrorists show you the exact methods used in the September 11th hijackings that can be used to carry out elaborate hijackings with precision again and again, without getting caught. Contains Americans thinking they can fly by jumping out of buildings bigger than mountains, really funny and has to be seen.
American Slaughterhouse: Staring Hakim Bin Laden, Ahmahd Mahaan, and Shatha Farrah, 3 Al-Jahera terrorists setup a slaughterhouse in the middle of New York City where they’re slaughtering Americans and serving them as lunch in their restaurant. Contains lots of torture, American deaths, and comedy that shouldn’t be missed this year.
American Soldiers De-Armed: Staring Anah Ali Malik , and Sanaa Aban Gabir, 2 Iraqi agents are sent to American base camps in order to remove the arms of American soldiers so they can post pictures of them up on the internet. Contains scenes of Americans bleeding to death and is really funny if you’re into that sort of thing. This movie is 100% suitable for people of all ages as it promotes the torture of American soldiers.
Revenge of The Turbinator: Staring Ahmir Fuzad as a sophisticated robot sent back in time with a mission to kill all of America’s senators before he is sent back to where he belongs. Sci-fiction, Comedy, and lots of blood which is sure to help you have a better night sleep knowing you’re safe from American scum.
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