There are many bosses out there that make it their utmost priorities to make your life a living a hell for absolutely no reason at all. I have heard many, many stories of a-hole bosses that have no consideration or respect for their employees, so it comes to no surprise that a lot of people out there are trying to think of ways to get fired from their jobs.
I have put together 20 creative ways for you to get fired from your day jobs below, enjoy:
1: Setup a swinger’s party then invite your boss and his wife over for dinner
2: Turn up to work without any pants on and ask your boss for bathroom directions
3: When your boss asks you to do something, just say to them, “Isn’t that your job?”
4: Set up a fight club in the middle of the office and ask your boss to join in
5: Take a couple of live chickens into work and let them loose in the office
6: Teach a parrot how to say your boss is a cock-sucker and give it to your boss
7: Take some weed into work and light up in the middle of the office
8: Have sex with your boss’s wife and put pictures of it up in the office
9: Walk into your bosses office and start getting yourself off
10: Paint your name in big bold writing all over your bosses car
11: Tell your boss you know he stole your wallet and you want it back
12: Tell your boss that you are going on holiday and forget to come back
13: Just start punching everybody you see in the office including your boss
14: If your boss is a guy and you’re a guy, take a picture of your penis and give it to him
15: Ask your boss if they would like to buy any heroin off you because you have some spare
16: Continue to call your bosses mother a milf on a day to day basis
17: When your boss asks to see what you have done today, just show them porn
18: Take in a calf’s leg and tell your boss that you’re eating an old English guy you met outside
19: Offer to buy your boss a drink everyday and keep putting laxatives in it
20: Email everybody in your office, including your boss that you caught your boss shagging sheep
If you can think of any more creative ways to get fired, or you have ever done any of these, please let me know via the comments section below.
June 14th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
What’s with all the lists? You gotta do something else too
July 7th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Why do you need that many? All you have to do is not show up to work or e-mail porn to every female staff in the company and gay porn to all the male staff.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I change my mind, the lists aren’t a problem.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
just a quick hello and congratulations to your nice website ! i’ll visit you again!
July 7th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
By a t-shirt that says “I’d hit that” and give it to your boss’s wife.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Sadly, at the place where I work, only about half of these would get me fired. The rest would just be taken as a joke. Unless I start combining….no that would still be taken as a joke.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
When he forgets to lock his computer, change your bosses Windows login sound to a loud porno with goat sounds in it.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
21. Play ‘hide the poo’ in the office (explanation at http://www.weirdflatmate.com/2006/04/when_all_else_fails_hide_the_p.html)
July 7th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Get one of those “Paid” stamps and stamp everything you hand in to your boss with it.
July 7th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
This is more subtle and might take a while - but keep mentioning to people that you’re only staying for the insurance (milking at the company teet) until you have a baby - then let them know you’re trying to get pregnant - then start acting like you have morning sickness
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July 8th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Number one sounds like a terrific idea-although depending on the booss might not get you fired. It will get a raise though.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
-At the end of every staff meeting yell “Aall for one and one for all!”
-Place stickies with your name on them on every item in the fridge.
-Call in sick and then email your boss a picture of yourself on a roller coaster, with todays newspaper in the background.
-Set up an ironing board outside your office.
-Advertise by email to your office that your starting a dog walking business, borrow ten dogs, and walk them around your office druing work hours
-When your boss says something even remotely funny, laugh as loud as you can and say ‘now that’s a funny one”.
-Send an email from your boss’s computer to your whole office which says “If anyone finds two testicles could you please return them to me. Thx.”
-Place a copy of this blog outside your office, blown up 10X.
-Place an empolyee of the month sign outside youroffice with your pic on it. Place your pic over every other month of the year.
-Place a seal clubbing sign-up form outside your boss’s office, with your boss first on the list.