Borat’s Guide on What to Say in McDonald’s
Jagshemash! My name a Borat. I make sexy-time with my mother in-law right now. I like you. I like McDonald’s, it’s nice. YES! Enjoy! OK, Vanilla Face? 10. My cheeseburger, don’t like me. It say it wish it was eaten by someone else. I want refund, YES. 9. Very sorry to interrupt. Where is toilet? I [...]
Continue reading...20. July 2008
Ebay – Where Iraqi’s Sell Illegal Firearms
A NEW warning was sounded today over the sale of illegal firearms on the Internet. An investigation performed by badoozie found an AK-47 for sale on auction website eBay, in clear breach of its own rules. Sellers on eBay post auction details which appear on the website before they are checked by staff. The company uses [...]
Continue reading...20. July 2008
My Super-duper ex-girlfriend gave me Herpes
I woke-up on Christmas morning awhile back with an absolutely amazing present from my ex-girlfriend, but because she couldn’t afford anything else other than her over-used, really-smelly, yeast-infected, STD ridden, unshaven beef-curtains that most of the people in the town have probably had already, she decided to give me herpes because it was free. My penis [...]
Continue reading...12. July 2008
I Wish I Didn’t Buy Apple’s iPhone 3G
I finally got my eagerly awaited iPhone 3G yesterday morning and I was disappointed to say the least. At first glance it looked super-slick, luxurious and seemed to be exactly what I was looking for, but looks can be deceiving as the new apple iPhone proved not all it was cracked up to be. Now, don’t [...]
Continue reading...9. July 2008
Why You Shouldn’t Hire an SEO Company
Do you really want to participate in search engine manipulation? The sacred art of search engine optimization is to manipulate the search engines into thinking your site is more relevant than the others. Do you honestly think your site is better than the rest of the sites which are also competing for that specific phrase? [...]
Continue reading...9. July 2008
HEY FATTY, FAT, FAT, FAT
I came across a support group this evening called over eaters anonymous over at www.oa.org. I thought the whole idea about anonymous groups where that its members are anonymous? Well, I guess I was wrong… FAT-ASS Anonymous is a group of fat asses who, through shared “being a fat lazy ass” experience, strength and a little [...]
Continue reading...6. July 2008
Would you have sex with a robot?
Giving a whole new meaning to the term “cyber sex”, artificial “OBVIOUSLY-HAS-NO” intelligence expert David Levy seems to think that by 2050 humans will be having sexual and emotional relationships with artificial life forms such as robots. “Robots are becoming more sophisticated”, he explains. “Technologies are being developed all the time, such as artificial skin, [...]
Continue reading...4. July 2008
Men are complaining about sexual harassment from women
I woke-up this morning with a message in my inbox telling me to take a look at an article which was on the www.telegraph.co.uk website in regards to men being harassed at work. Allegedly, 4 out of 5 men are being sexually harassed by women at work but are far too afraid to tell their [...]
Continue reading...3. July 2008
Spray-on Condoms Cumming to Whores near You
With STD’s growing at an alarming rate and whores popping up on every street corner, one has to wonder when the ever-so-illusive ladies of the night are going to start giving their “clients” the new and revolutionary “Spray-on Condoms” which German scientist Jan Vinzenz Krause, recently invented. Spray-on Condoms, Huh? What the hell you on about… Well, [...]
Continue reading...3. July 2008
What a stupid name for a dog
Most of the time when people decide to get a new dog, they call it normal names such as, Rocky, Blacky, Rover, Rex, etc, but when I got my dog I called it Sex. What a mistake that was! Calling my dog Sex has got me in so much trouble in the past, here’s why; I [...]
Continue reading...26. June 2008
Tribulations of a Text Messaging Junkie
“Did you know you spent over $650 last month topping up that pay-as-you-go phone of yours?” said my wife at the top of her voice. “That’s a hell of a lot more than that phone of yours f*ck’in cost! Who the hell have you been calling, I wanna know, NOW! Is it another woman? Don’t [...]
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